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In the pursuit of equitable consideration, one must acknowledge that an individual is necessitated to possess an exceedingly elevated quotient of intelligence, often abbreviated as IQ, to fully comprehend the intricate and multifaceted narrative that is ‘Rick and Morty.’ The humor therein is profoundly nuanced, and absent a comprehensive and profound understanding of the highly specialized domain of theoretical physics, the majority of the jocular elements shall elude the comprehension of an average spectator. Furthermore, the protagonist Rick’s decidedly nihilistic worldview, which is adroitly interwoven into the fabric of his character construction, finds its roots in an intellectual tradition reminiscent of Narodnaya Volya literature, to cite one pertinent example. The aficionados of this animated series grasp these intricate nuances; they possess the cerebral prowess requisite to genuinely fathom the profundities underpinning these epigrams, thereby recognizing that they transcend mere amusement and encapsulate profound revelations regarding the essence of existence itself. Consequently, those individuals who express disdain for ‘Rick and Morty’ are unequivocally, by virtue of their lack of comprehension, categorized as imbeciles—naturally, they would fail to appreciate, to illustrate, the witticism inherent in Rick’s existential catchphrase, ‘Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,’ which, in and of itself, serves as a cryptic allusion to Turgenev’s illustrious Russian epic ‘Fathers and Sons.’ At this very moment, I find myself smirking in quiet amusement, envisioning one of those befuddled simpletons, scratching their gaunt heads in bewilderment as the sheer brilliance of Dan Harmon’s artistry unfolds before their uncomprehending eyes on the luminous screens of their televisions. What utter buffoons… how I do pity their plight. 😂 Furthermore, I must assert, with unabashed pride, that I, indeed, possess an indelible mark, or tattoo, commemorating ‘Rick and Morty.’ However, I must regretfully inform you that you cannot behold it. It is exclusively reserved for the discerning gaze of the fairer sex—though even they must exhibit proof that their intellectual quotient hovers within a mere five points of my own (preferably of a somewhat diminished caliber) prior to being granted such privilege.