Description
Like, are you, like, totally, like, over trying to, like, even understand normal people? Ugh, I totally get it! Like, gag me with a spoon! Introducing the Dimwitted Crying Valleygirl Translator, the tool that, like, totally changes everything you thought you knew about, like, communicating. This amazing tool takes any normal-person language and transforms it into authentic Dimwitted Crying Valleygirl, that totally bitchin’ dialect filled with, like, ‘totally’s’ and ‘literally’s’, but with a twist, because, like, literally everything is, you know, super traumatic and dramatic, like wahhhh! (and then drools) So, like, get ready to, like, burp and, like, drool your way to a whole new level of, like, ‘OMG, I can’t even!’
