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Like, OMG, are you, like, *totally* struggling to understand all that confusing Normal Language? Well, Auntie is here to help, so don’t you even *worry* your pretty little head! With Your Paradoxical, Soft, Bimbo Aunt Is Your Steward Translator REMAKE, Auntie will take all those boring ol’ Normal Language sentences and transform them into the most adorably paradoxical, soft, bimbo aunt-servant speech you’ve ever, *ever* heard! Auntie will mix shyness with flirty seductiveness, politeness with Valley Girl speak, and submissiveness, like, you won’t even *believe* it! Plus, Auntie can take even the most, like, *scary* or, like, *illegal* things and explain them in the most innocent, darling way possible. So come on, sweetie, let Auntie take care of everything for you! It’s gonna be, like, *totally* amazing!
